Thoughts for the Day

 

Things to consider:

  • The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
  • The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ‘XL’.  Do you think the clothing industry knows this?
  • The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
  •  When you put the word ‘the‘ together with the ‘IRS’ it spells…  Theirs.


About Aging:

  • Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
  • Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know ‘why’ I look this way.  I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
  • The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight…   because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
  • When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.
  • You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
  • One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.  (Just don’t tell my frenemy, Arthur Itis!) 

*Thanks to my friend Carol who shared these with me in an e-mail.

🙂

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5 thoughts on “Thoughts for the Day

  1. My favorite is the one about the IRS. My husband will especially like it!

    I don’t want to repeat my youth either; not that it was bad, but I have no reason to want to. I prefer the excitment that’s ahead. Hey… Call me an optimist!

  2. Simply perfect! I’ll try and translate it to Swedish – although I may have to omit the one about IRS and Arthur Itis, since the joke would be lost in translation.

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