A friend sent me an email recently with a lot of questions. These are things I still haven’t found the answers to:
- Who Let the Dogs Out?
- Where’s the beef?
- How do you get to Sesame Street?
- Why do all flavors (colors) in Fruit Loops taste exactly the same?
- Why are raw eggs packaged in a flimsy paper or plastic carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails?
- Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
- Why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator?
- Why is some lemon juice made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons? t
- Why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” and where’s that extra penny going to?
- Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
- Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs?
- And just what is Victoria’s Secret?
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