Those pesky unanswered questions

A friend sent me an email recently with a lot of questions. These are things I still haven’t found the answers to:
  • Who Let the Dogs Out?
  • Where’s the beef? 
  • How do you get to Sesame Street?
  • Why do all flavors (colors) in Fruit  Loops taste exactly the same?
  • Why are raw eggs  packaged in a flimsy paper or plastic carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails? 
  •  Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? 
  • Why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator?
  • Why is some lemon juice made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons? t
  • Why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” and where’s that extra penny going to?
  • Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
  • Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs? 
  • And just what is Victoria’s Secret?

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